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• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• CONCORDE: Quickly, sir, come this way! LAUNCELOT: No!
  It's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ....
• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• GUEST: He's killed the best man! SECOND GUEST
  (holding a limp WOMAN) He's killed my auntie. FATHER...
• GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
  GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
  I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot....
• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead