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• The battery will not die when your car is parked in the driveway.
  The battery will die on Dec. 31 at 10 p.m., when your car is the only one left in the office parking lot....
• I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
  Your battery needs a new car. -- Mechanic to custome...
• The difference between like and love is the same as the difference between a spit and a swallow.
• Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
  [and repeated in Spanish] -- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
  .. -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
• Faboo!, Would you like to see me make bubbles with my spit?" -- Wakko Warne
• Good orators, when they are out, they will spit. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Many individuals have, like uncut diamonds, shining qualities beneath a rough exterior. -- Juvenal