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Please Hold Onto The Handrail. Do Not Spit Over The Side.
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Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
[and repeated in Spanish]
-- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
-- In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Boy is my face red.
-- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Defenseless child at three o'clock.
-- Smithers spying a helpless Bart in the street, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Marge and Lisa: Mmm...
-- Reactings to Bart's "Believable testimony", "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
NOOOOOOOO!! TAKE ME!! I'M OLD!! -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca