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I've Been Married For Forty-nine Years And I'm Still In Love With The Same Woman.
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I've been married for forty-nine years and I'm still in love with the same
woman. If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. Now, take my wife. Please!
-- Henny Youngman
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I went to the bank and went over my savings. I found out I have all the money that I'll ever need.
If I die tomorrow. -- Henny Youngma...
My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
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If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
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I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
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