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• A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• Lemar's Parking Postulate: If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.
• Everybody in Los Angeles is in therapy. It's a good thing they don't have parking spaces for the emotionally handicapped.
  There'd be no place to park. -- Jackson Perdue...
• Oh John, let's not park here. Oh John, let's not park.
  Oh John, let's not. Oh John, let's. Oh John. Oh....
• When Stanley Park first opened, it was the largest, most heavily used park in town.
  It is still the largest park, but it is no longer heavily used....
• There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger the swans.
  But the loyal hall porter Said, "Pray take my daughter!...
• But John, when the Pirates of the Carribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
  -- Ian Malcolm, _Jurassic Park_...
• If you want to get something DONE, stay out of universities.
  -- John Hammond in Jurassic Park (The Book), page 125...