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• IBM: I Broke Mine
• She broke your ribs giving you a backrub?
• Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke.
  If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for....
• Cool... I broke his brain...
• Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.
• Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
• I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
• Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent.