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• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
  But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
• Suddenly i stop But know it's too late Lost in a forest-all alone -- The Cure "A Fore
• I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
• Someone once told me I have a mind that's like a bad neighborhood
  I shouldn't go in there alone. -- Sharon Stone...
• I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
• Abe: Let me through! Let me through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
  Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy. -- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante...
• I was walking through the park. I had a very bad asthmatic attack.
  These three asthmatics attacked me. I know ... I should've heard them all hiding. -- Emo Philip...