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I Was On My Way To The Doctor With Rear End Trouble When My Universal Joint Gave Way Causing Me To Have An Accident.
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
Related:
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
Reason for traffic accident (taken from accident/insurance forms)
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home, as I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision....
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....