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• Homer: Here's good news! According to this eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate!
  Lisa: Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King....
• Q. What do you call a TV set that fixes itself? A. A Christian Science Monitor.
• By writing my fears down on paper I will see that not only am I afraid of everything but that I also have really bad penmanship.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
  I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
• Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here
  TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville....
• Pr. Skinner: [watchs Milhouse's pathetic act] Oh terrible, just terrible.
  You know, they seem to get worse every year....
• You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same
  Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?...
• You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same
  Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?...