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  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
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  I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...