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• In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
• I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. And you can tell by looking at it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh