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• I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
• Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
  -- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blue...
• And then I woke up.
• Always look on the bright side of life.. -- Monty Python song
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right.
  I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica....
• Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw. Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.
  Seems I never noted being alone. Hundred billion castaways looking for a call....