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NEIL INNES PLAYED: THE FIRST SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MONK, ROBIN'S LEAST FAVORITE
MINSTREL, THE PAGE CRUSHED BY A RABBIT, THE OWNER OF A DUCK
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
TERRY GILLIAM PLAYED
TIM: That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit. I soiled my armour I was so scared! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ROBIN: (warily) And if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR
You are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ROBIN...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? GAWAIN
Blue ... No yelloooooww! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ERIC IDLE PLAYED
I woke up this morning... ( <- that's the entire song) -- A Short Blues, someone connected to Monty Python, perhaps Neil Innes?
MICHAEL PALIN PLAYED
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broke
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin....