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Woke Up This Morning, Don't Believe What I Saw. Hundred Billion Bottles Washed Up On The Shore.
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Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw. Hundred billion
bottles washed up on the shore. Seems I never noted being alone.
Hundred billion castaways looking for a call.
Related:
I can't believe I actually own my own house. I'm looking at a house and it's two hundred grand.
The realtor says, "It's got a great view." For two hundred grand I better open up the curtains and see breasts against the window....
And then I woke up.
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. DIRKSEN
I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
I woke up this morning... ( <- that's the entire song) -- A Short Blues, someone connected to Monty Python, perhaps Neil Innes?
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why?
It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it....
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not.
Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know....
If you steal a hundred dollars you're a crook, but if you steal a billion dollars you're a multinational business genius.
-- Peter McWilliam...