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A Friend Told Me To Shoot First And Ask Questions Later.
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A friend told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to
ask him why, but I had to shoot him.
-- John Wayne on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Related:
If you encounter these negroes shoot first, ask questions later.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
Hack first, ask questions later.
Kirk: "I did what you wanted. I stayed away. Why didn't you tell him?
Carol: "How can you ask me that? Were we together?...
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes!
-- James Joyce, _Ulysses_...
I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him mad.