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• It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
• And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
  But I promise you, the second all of those things go away, we'll have sex....
• NEWT One of those really small beasties that annoys little kids because they're too small to step on.
  I dunno though - if you were flying along and got caught in the downward air-draught of a descending foot, it'd do serious damage, wouldn't it?...
• I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!