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• I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minute
  eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy....
• Just take those old records off the shelf...
• They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hil
• Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!!
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• There's a masochist who loves a cold shower every morning--so he has a warm one. -- David Fro
• No food, no sleep, just THE GAME.
• Take it off, take it ALL off!
• 1) If you take off your right-hand glove in very cold weather, the key will be in your left-hand pocket.
  2) Any system that works perfectly will be revised. -- Quigley's Law...