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• Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now.
  Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later....
• All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
  ) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
• Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone.
  When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone....
• This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
  .. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
  .. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
  .. This is the message on our answering machine.....
• This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual.
  So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?...
• Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now.
  However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you....