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• What is best in life? To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me.
  And to hear the lamentation of their women! -- Conan the Barbaria...
• Jenna: I don't suppose anything hurts you... Conan: Only pain. -- "Conan the Barbaria
• See no evil speak no evil hear no evil and have no fun.
• Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil....there goes the TV....
• You'll have to speak up if you expect me to hear you.
• Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out of this one.
  [turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
• You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?" "The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --" "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
  I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'" -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fea...
• Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak.
  Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene. Arnie: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in!...
• You little Temptress. I want to see you BEG! -- Arnie Becker (L.A. Law)