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BODY: I'm Not Dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He Says He's Not Dead.
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BODY: I'm not dead!
CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
LARGE MAN: Yes he is.
BODY: I'm not!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! LARGE MAN: Here's one!
CART DRIVER: Ninepence. BODY: I'm not dead! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!
"But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not.....
CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! There are legs stick out of windows and doors.
Two MEN are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it....
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! We follow the cart through a wretched, impoverished plague-ridden village.
A few starved mongrels run about in the mud scavenging....