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• BODY: I'm not dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
  LARGE MAN: Yes he is. BODY: I'm not! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! There are legs stick out of windows and doors.
  Two MEN are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it....
• LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
  LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! We follow the cart through a wretched, impoverished plague-ridden village.
  A few starved mongrels run about in the mud scavenging....
• MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
  [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER...
• But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!
  "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not.....
• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
• MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...