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Last Night I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-pound Marshmallow, And When I Woke Up The Pillow Was Gone.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the
pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Cooper
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