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Leave Me Alone, Baldrick. If I'd Wanted To Talk To A Vegetable, I'd Have Bought One At The Market.
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Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable,
I'd have bought one at the market.
-- Edmund : Duel and Duality
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Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
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Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
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I have a headache today, leave me alone.
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I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
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I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the ladies' home.
.. Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged?...
I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....