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• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
  ..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• I'm afraid there's been a change of plan. I'm off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...