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• I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
• An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
• Who gives a damn about apathy?
• If something goes wrong, it is more important to talk about who is going to fix it, than who is to blame.
  -- Francis J. Gable...
• Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
• Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
• The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
  It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. -- Chevy Chase...
• A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.