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• It wouldn't be right to buy something just for me. If it were a suit we all could wear, maybe.
  .. -- Marge tries on a Chanel suit, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight! Patty: You've come to the right place.
  Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang....
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• Boy: [mopping] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
  Bart: Sort of. Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this....
• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...