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Life Is Trial And Error - Tomorrow I Go On Trial For My Errors.
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Life is trial and error - tomorrow I go on trial for my errors.
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A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Trial Law: Tess Temoni
Although today there are many trial marriages, there is no such thing as a trial child.
-- Gary Will...
Court Reporters do it on a trial basis.
Once, during a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage, the judge asked, "Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
She answered, "On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it....
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...
To save the state the expense of a trial, your honor, my client has escaped. -- Chon Day