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A Girlfriend May Be A Free Trial, But You Get A Life Sentence.
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A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
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You get what you pay for. Life is free. Hmmm....
You may use this opinion for a two week trial period.
You will get a fair trial, after which you will be shot.
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
Life is trial and error - tomorrow I go on trial for my errors.
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
With free advice, you get what you paid for.
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill one third less people?
No, but you get a much lighter sentence...