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• I felt like I was in charge.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, after working the Panama Canal's lock...
• In the cafeteria at the Kennedy Space Center, I overheard someone from NASA say 'It's not like it's brain surgery or anything.
  ..' which got me wondering how many brain surgeons say 'It's not like it's rocket science or anything....
• I was in bed one night when my boyfriend Ernie said, "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?
  I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around." -- Bette Midle...
• bang on vt. To stress-test a piece of hardware or software
  "I banged on the new version of the simulator all day yesterday and it didn't crash once....
• bang on: vt. To stress-test a piece of hardware or software
  I banged on the new version of the simulator all day yesterday and it didn't crash once....
• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now....
• Surgeons are smooth operators.
• Surgeons do it incisively.