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• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• (asserting that is isn't drunk) Lister: I am not pished. -- Red Dwarf - 'White Hole'
• Why am I asking all these things?
• hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
  The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
• Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• Of course...lager...the only thing that can kill a vindaloo.
  -- Lister, fighting the vindaloo monster in Red Dwarf 'DNA'...
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick. -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...