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• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage? Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
  -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• Troy: Sure, you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town!
  -- Wow, what a bargain!, "A Fish Called Selma...