Love Means An Unlimited Charge Card!

Love Means An Unlimited Charge Card!

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Love means an unlimited charge card!

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Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card! -- Zippy the Pinhead
She'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her charge card away.
When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge, know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.
Did you hear that Carte Blanche plans to issue a specialty card for swingers -- to be called Charge d'Affaires.
Love means nothing to a tennis player.
Anarchy Unlimited
As Mayor of Houston, it gives me great pleasure to award you this Texas Freedom Award and a gold Neiman Marcus charge card.
-- Foo-fa-raa in "Badge...
Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.