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• Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise.
  Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....
• I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat.
  -- Neil Simon (The Odd Couple)...
• O that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth! Then with a passion would I shake the world.
  -- William Shakespeare...
• Finger Sandwiches. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
• Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
  So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph...
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke