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MAN: Fetchez la vache!
GUARD: Quoi?
MAN: Fetchez la vache!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
La vache qui rit est jolie. (Laughing cows are pretty.)
BODY: I'm not dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
LARGE MAN: Yes he is. BODY: I'm not! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! LARGE MAN: Here's one!
CART DRIVER: Ninepence. BODY: I'm not dead! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....