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Manufacturer's Performances Spec's Should Be Multiplied By A Factor Of 0.
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Manufacturer's performances spec's should be multiplied by a factor of 0.5.
-- The RPCISPE's Twelfth Universal Law
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Salesperson's performances spec's should be multiplied by a factor of 0.
25. -- The RPCISPE's Thirteenth Universal Law...
All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0. -- The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal Law
If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is set through service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor.
-- The RPCISPE's Ninteenth Universal Law...
Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
-- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...