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• Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states)
• You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.
  -- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy...
• YOU'RE WHAT!?" -- The most common form of marriage proposal
• The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
• The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?
• Currently, a marriage is considered successful if it lasts long enough for the exchange of all the duplicates received during the wedding as gifts.
• Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
  -- Wilson Mizne...
• If you read a lot of books, you're considered well read.
  But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. -- Lily Tomli...