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• Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.
  -- George Jean Natha...
• An ancient pagan, who in pagandom was renowned and praised for his wisdom, sailed on the same ship with a wicked man.
  When the ship was in distress the wicked man lifted up his voice in prayer, but the wise man said to him...
• Have you ever wondered why you always run out of breath when you throw up?
  Ah, but a man's retch should exceed his gasp, else what's a heaving for?...
• Throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth. -- Arabic proverb
• How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. Person (1) reports bulb is not working and requests a new one....
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• A Millet man tried to have his marriage voided when he found out her father didn't have a license for his shotgun.
• When you go into the professional world, at a stock theater somewhere, backstage you will meet an older actor--someone who has been around awhile.
  He will tell you tales and anecdotes about life in the theater....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....