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• Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith
• Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, -- on being told that a friend had named his son Sam, after him...
• I don't like the idea that people can call you in your car.
  I think there's news you shouldn't get at sixty miles per hour....
• It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
  -- Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airline...
• See Dick drink, see Dick get drunk, see Dick drive, girls love Dick.
• Men who never get carried away should be. -- Malcolm Forbe
• We noticed that the bride was pregnant. So at the wedding everyone threw puffed rice.
  -- Dick Cave...