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May A Live Electric Eel Take Up Residence In Your Underwear.
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May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.
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May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
May a cricket take up residence in your doctor's stethoscope just before your annual checkup.
May your favourite sports team take permanent residence in the cellar.
May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
May your brother take up go-go dancing at a gay bar.
When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
-- Mom's Law...
Mom's Law: When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
