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Maybe we should use something elastic...ya think?
-- Same observer at the second (failed) Bungee jump
Related:
Maybe we should tie one end down...ya think? -- An observer of the first (failed) Bungee jump
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
So we get to my point. Surely people around here read things that aren't on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*.
Surely we don't (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep political and philosophical message in all this, do we?...
Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week..
. where we found each other, and loved each other.....
You should never use the second person. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say Canada.
Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something....