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May I Take This Opportunity Of Emphasizing That There Is No Cannibalism In The British Navy.
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May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism
in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there
is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.
-- Monty Python
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I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge, Know-what-I-mean, Know-what-I-mean? -- Monty Pytho
ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....
I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 7...
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
I want a full scale Red Alert throughout the world.
Surround EVERYONE with EVERYTHING we got! Mobilize every fighting unit and every weapon we can lay our hands on....
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
Now, am I by any chance addressing a senior dignitary of the Spanish Inquisition?
Because if I am, I would like to say that I am prepared to tell you absolutely....