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May Your Children Be So Famous Every Policeman Knows Them.
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May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
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May your name be so famous that every bailiff, bill collector, constable, and police inspector knows it.
May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
.. so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!...
You may be redneck... if you are famous for your homemade squash wine.
May you be fruitful and multiply so that your generations are as plentiful as the stars in the sky, and may you have to house, feed, and clothe them all.
Steal! to be sure they may; and, egad, serve your best thoughts as gypsies do stolen children,--disfigure them to make 'em pass for their own.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Critic, Act i, Sc. 1...
May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.