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And Dinsdale's There In The Conversation Pit With Doug
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"And Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug, and Charles
Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers, and a man
they called `Kierkegaard,' who just sat there biting the heads off
whippets."
-- Monty Python
Related:
Just as cute as a baby python!
The rest of the ARMY stand around looking at a loss.
] INSPECTOR END OF FILM: (picks up megaphone) All right!...
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F. G. Superman. -- Monty Pytho
Tonight: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat.
LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
IMP: Imitate Monty Pytho
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...