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• FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni!
  CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....
• ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
  ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
• ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
  BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot.
  I have to push the pram a lot. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
  .. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
• FATHER: We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.
  Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death....
• FIRST HEAD: All right! All right! We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...