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The Rest Of The ARMY Stand Around Looking At A Loss.
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[The rest of the ARMY stand around looking at a loss.]
INSPECTOR END OF FILM: (picks up megaphone) All right! Clear off! Go on!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
INSPECTOR END OF FILM: Move along. There's nothing to see!
Keep moving! [Suddenly he notices the cameras....
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors, chop its head off. BORS: Right.
Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew coming up. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST HEAD: All right! All right! We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BEDEVERE: Stand by for attack!! [CUT TO enormous army forming up.
Trebuchets, rows of PIKEMEN, siege towers, pennants flying, shouts of Stand by for attack!...
ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT
(Glancing at his shoulder) 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR...
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright....
They now pass three KNIGHTS impaled to a tree. With their feet off the ground, with one lance through the lot of them, they are skewered up like a barbecue.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...