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MIDDLE The Section Before The End, And After The Beginning.
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MIDDLE
The section before the end, and after the beginning. The middle can
be defined as that dull bit when you've just got used to something,
and you're unaware that its going to end soonish.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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MARINA One of those places where lots of people in boats sail around
and little kids hang their fishing rods over the edge in the belief that they're going to catch a whopper which will feed their family that night....
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
VENTRILOQUIST Someone whose antics you get sick of after just a few minutes, and want to throw a bucket of water over just to see their dummy make blubbering noises.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...