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• In a bored voice:) Heaven, God speaking... the answers NO!
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
  Your contact, Linda, is not available right now....
• In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.
  The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada....
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier.
  (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
• (Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm! -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
• Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want? -- Answering machine madness - authority figure
• This is Dr. Ruth, Sexually Speaking, you're on the air.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...