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• Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want? -- Answering machine madness - authority figure
• This is Dr. Ruth, Sexually Speaking, you're on the air.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• Militaristic mechanical voice:) FOXTROT-LIMA-ALPHA-SIERRA-HOTEL.
  KEY-DESTRUCT-SEQUENCE-NOW. THIS-TERMINAL-ALSO-ACCEPTS-VOICE-MESSAGES....
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks they dialed long distance.
  ) -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now.
  Please leave your message at the sound of the snore....
• Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...