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• More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!
• Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
• A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.
  -- [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]...
• I like the whiskey old and the women young.
• Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
• If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.
  -- Speaker of the California Assembly Jesse Unruh...
• The theory used to be that you marry an older man because they are more mature.
  The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one....
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
• The secret to life is that there is no secret. -- "Swampman" on Quartz