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• There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses.
  -- Grandma Soderquist's conclusio...
• Universal Equine Equation: At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.
• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- Gordon Liddy
• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- G. Gordon Liddy
• There are more horses' backsides in the military service of the United States than there are horses.
  -- Robert J. Clark...
• HORSE RACIN Tragedy struck the owners of Fast Sausage yesterday when the horse was accidentally put in the wrong horse-box and sent to be slaughtered and turned into 200 cans of dog-food.
  The owners said that they don't mind very much, and look forward to getting rid of more useless horses this way....
• CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one.
  It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material adversity....
• PRO: No more school. CON: No more beautiful asses gallivantin down the hall.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!